How to Answer the 'I hype myself up by' Hinge Prompt (That Actually Work)

Hey there, I'm Paw, and I've got 123 ways to answer the "I hype myself up by" Hinge prompt that'll make you stand out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.

If these don't get you matches, you might need to consider a career as a monk.

Before we dive in, why not check out Swipestats to see where you stand in the cutthroat world of digital dating? Now, let's turn you into the most swipe-worthy version of yourself, shall we?

How to Answer "I Hype Myself Up By"

1. Flexing in front of my cat
2. Practicing my acceptance speech for "Most Improved Human"
3. Giving myself a pep talk in the shower
4. Wearing my lucky underwear
5. Listening to my "I'm a Boss" playlist
6. Googling "How to be awesome" and following step 1
7. Strutting down the grocery store aisle like it's a runway
8. Pretending I'm the protagonist in my own movie
9. Winning arguments with myself in the mirror
10. Putting on pants that actually fit
11. Reading my old report cards that say "shows potential"
12. Remembering that time I didn't trip in public
13. Talking to plants and pretending they're cheering me on
14. Practicing my superhero landing
15. Watching motivational videos of cats not falling off things
16. Wearing a cape under my regular clothes
17. Imagining my enemies stepping on Legos
18. Reciting my name like I'm introducing myself at the Oscars
19. Doing finger guns at myself in every reflective surface
20. Putting on socks that match (it's the little things)
21. Reminding myself I've survived 100% of my worst days
22. Practicing my "I just won the lottery" face
23. Giving myself a round of applause for basic adulting
24. Writing my name in the steam on the bathroom mirror
25. Pretending my morning coffee is a magic potion
26. Counting how many days it's been since I last embarrassed myself
27. Imagining my life as a montage set to "Eye of the Tiger"
28. Practicing my slow-motion walk
29. Referring to myself in the third person
30. Putting on sunglasses indoors for no reason
31. Ignoring the "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign
32. Making sound effects for my everyday actions
33. Answering the phone with "You've reached the batcave"
34. Convincing myself that calories don't count on weekends
35. Putting my name on the WiFi as "FBI Surveillance Van"
36. Treating every doorway like it's a finish line
37. Imagining a laugh track after everything I say
38. Eating the entire pint of ice cream and calling it portion control
39. Practicing my "I meant to do that" face for when I trip
40. Renaming my alarm to "Time to Be Awesome"

Ridiculously Over-the-Top Ways to Answer "I Hype Myself Up By"

1. Commissioning a statue of myself for the living room
2. Hiring a town crier to announce my arrival everywhere
3. Writing my own theme song and playing it on repeat
4. Getting "World's Okayest Human" tattooed on my forehead
5. Changing my ringtone to applause
6. Photoshopping myself into historical events
7. Training pigeons to follow me around like I'm a Disney princess
8. Legally changing my middle name to "The Great"
9. Installing a red carpet that rolls out when I open my front door
10. Carrying around a cardboard cutout of myself for high-fives
11. Hiring a skywriter to spell out "You've Got This" every morning
12. Getting a life-size chocolate mold of myself to eat on bad days
13. Installing a throne in my living room for Netflix marathons
14. Requesting a police escort to the grocery store
15. Wearing a crown to bed every night
16. Having my face printed on all my bedsheets and pillowcases
17. Installing a fog machine for dramatic entrances to every room
18. Getting a personalized bat-signal for when I need a confidence boost
19. Hiring a choir to follow me around singing my praises
20. Putting my face on Mount Rushmore (in Photoshop, of course)
21. Creating a holiday in my honor (National Me Day)
22. Hiring a team of paparazzi to follow me around
23. Installing a laugh track machine in my pocket
24. Getting my portrait painted in the style of Napoleon on a horse
25. Carrying around a red carpet to roll out wherever I go
26. Hiring a personal fireworks team for daily celebrations
27. Installing a throne in my car as the driver's seat
28. Creating a perfume called "Essence of Me"
29. Hiring a mariachi band to accompany me on errands
30. Installing a spotlight that follows me around the house
31. Creating a religion based on my awesomeness
32. Hiring a team to throw confetti wherever I walk
33. Installing a sound system that plays "All I Do Is Win" when I enter a room
34. Getting my face carved into a mountain
35. Hiring a team of cheerleaders for my morning commute
36. Installing a ticker tape parade machine in my driveway
37. Creating a museum dedicated to my achievements (participation trophies included)
38. Hiring a professional announcer to introduce me everywhere
39. Installing a throne on wheels for easy mobility
40. Getting my face printed on all local currency (monopoly money counts)

Even More Ways to Answer "I Hype Myself Up By"

1. Giving my reflection a thumbs up
2. Answering the phone with "You've reached greatness"
3. Wearing a "World's Best Me" trophy around my neck
4. Practicing my autograph for future fans
5. Preparing witty comebacks for imaginary arguments
6. Giving myself a standing ovation after folding laundry
7. Replacing all my bookmarks with photos of myself
8. Writing fan fiction where I'm the hero
9. Creating a LinkedIn profile for my future self
10. Eating fortune cookies and adding "in bed" to every fortune
11. Imagining my life as a best-selling autobiography
12. Practicing my royal wave in the mirror
13. Creating my own country where I'm the benevolent dictator
14. Inventing dance moves named after myself
15. Writing love letters to myself and mailing them
16. Creating a conspiracy theory about how awesome I am
17. Inventing a time machine just to high-five my past self
18. Photoshopping myself into group photos with celebrities
19. Creating memes about my own greatness
20. Writing a theme song for my morning routine
21. Inventing new words to describe how fantastic I am
22. Creating a personal brand complete with logo and slogan
23. Practicing my "I'm not interested" face for future admirers
24. Writing acceptance speeches for awards I haven't won yet
25. Creating a line of action figures based on myself
26. Inventing a secret handshake just for me
27. Writing haikus about my daily achievements
28. Creating a personal flag and anthem
29. Practicing my slow-motion hair flip
30. Inventing a dance craze named after myself
31. Creating a personal coat of arms
32. Writing my own urban legends
33. Inventing a holiday to celebrate my existence
34. Creating a personal catchphrase and using it excessively
35. Writing a self-help book titled "How to Be Me"
36. Inventing a superhero alter ego for myself
37. Creating a personal Wikipedia page (and constantly editing it)
38. Writing fortune cookie messages about my future success
39. Inventing a new zodiac sign just for me
40. Creating a personal Mount Rushmore with different expressions of myself
41. Writing love songs to sing to my reflection
42. Inventing a new unit of measurement based on my awesomeness
43. Creating a personal hall of fame in my closet

The Grand Finale: Embracing Your Inner Hype Machine

Well, there you have it, folks – 123 ways to turn your self-hype game up to eleven. Remember, confidence is like deodorant: if you can smell it, it's probably too much. But a little goes a long way in the world of online dating.

If you're still struggling to get matches despite your newfound hyping abilities, it might be time for a profile review. Sometimes, it takes an outside perspective to see what's really working (or not).

And don't forget to check out Swipestats to see how your newfound confidence translates into cold, hard data. Who knows? You might just find out you're the Beyoncé of Hinge.

Now go forth and hype yourself up like your love life depends on it – because, let's face it, it kind of does. May the swipes be ever in your favor!