How to Answer the 'I want someone who' Hinge Prompt: Ideas That Don't Suck

I'm Paw and I have here 118 ways to answer the "I want someone who" Hinge prompt that might actually land you a date. If that's not enough for you, well, you're probably overthinking this whole dating thing.

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Now, let's get you some matches, shall we?

How to Answer "I Want Someone Who"

1. Can laugh at themselves (and my bad jokes)
2. Knows the difference between "your" and "you're"
3. Doesn't take life too seriously
4. Is up for random adventures at 2 AM
5. Can hold a conversation beyond "wyd"
6. Appreciates a good pun (even if they groan)
7. Is passionate about something (anything, really)
8. Doesn't mind my obsession with true crime podcasts
9. Can teach me something new
10. Enjoys lazy Sundays as much as wild Saturdays
11. Is kind to waitstaff (it's a dealbreaker, folks)
12. Doesn't mind my terrible singing in the car
13. Loves dogs (or at least tolerates my fur baby)
14. Can handle my sarcasm (and dish it right back)
15. Isn't afraid to be a little weird
16. Appreciates the art of a well-crafted sandwich
17. Is down for impromptu dance parties in the kitchen
18. Can navigate without GPS (or at least tries)
19. Doesn't mind my terrible puns
20. Is up for trying new restaurants (and splitting dessert)
21. Can handle my competitive side during game nights
22. Appreciates the beauty of a perfectly ripe avocado
23. Doesn't judge my Netflix binge sessions
24. Is willing to be my personal photographer (I'll return the favor)
25. Can appreciate both highbrow and lowbrow humor
26. Doesn't mind my obsession with collecting vinyl records
27. Is up for spontaneous road trips
28. Can handle my caffeine addiction
29. Appreciates the art of a good meme
30. Doesn't mind my terrible attempts at accents
31. Is willing to try my experimental cooking
32. Can handle my indecisiveness when choosing a movie
33. Appreciates the simple things in life
34. Doesn't mind my obsession with houseplants
35. Is up for karaoke nights (terrible singing included)
36. Can appreciate a good dad joke
37. Doesn't judge my extensive collection of board games
38. Is willing to be my gym buddy (or at least my cheerleader)
39. Can handle my occasional need for alone time
40. Appreciates the art of a well-timed GIF

Sarcastic AF Ways to Answer "I Want Someone Who"

1. Can tolerate my existence
2. Doesn't expect me to remember important dates
3. Is okay with my collection of pet rocks
4. Can handle my emotional baggage (it's only carry-on size)
5. Doesn't mind that I still use Internet Explorer
6. Is willing to pretend I'm funny
7. Can appreciate my extensive knowledge of 90s cartoon trivia
8. Doesn't judge my ability to eat an entire pizza alone
9. Is okay with my secret identity as a superhero
10. Can handle my obsession with collecting rubber ducks
11. Doesn't mind that I communicate primarily in movie quotes
12. Is willing to be my alibi (no questions asked)
13. Can appreciate my ability to burn water
14. Doesn't judge my extensive collection of participation trophies
15. Is okay with my imaginary friend (he's sensitive)
16. Can handle my tendency to narrate my life in third person
17. Doesn't mind that I still use a flip phone
18. Is willing to join my cult (we have cookies)
19. Can appreciate my ability to always choose the slowest checkout line
20. Doesn't judge my interpretive dance skills
21. Is okay with my collection of belly button lint
22. Can handle my occasional bouts of speaking in tongues
23. Doesn't mind that I still use MySpace
24. Is willing to be my human shield during zombie apocalypse
25. Can appreciate my ability to turn any situation into a musical
26. Doesn't judge my extensive knowledge of conspiracy theories
27. Is okay with my habit of talking to plants (they're great listeners)
28. Can handle my tendency to sleepwalk and reorganize the fridge
29. Doesn't mind that I still use a pager
30. Is willing to be my partner in crime (literally)
31. Can appreciate my ability to always pick the wrong checkout line
32. Doesn't judge my extensive collection of limited edition Pogs
33. Is okay with my habit of wearing mismatched socks
34. Can handle my tendency to break into spontaneous interpretive dance
35. Doesn't mind that I still use AOL dial-up
36. Is willing to be my guinea pig for experimental hair dyes
37. Can appreciate my ability to always find the one squeaky shopping cart
38. Doesn't judge my extensive knowledge of medieval farming techniques
39. Is okay with my collection of vintage toothbrushes
40. Can handle my tendency to speak in movie quotes during serious conversations

Even More Ways to Answer "I Want Someone Who"

1. Can appreciate a good cheese pun
2. Doesn't mind my extensive collection of ugly Christmas sweaters
3. Is up for midnight taco runs
4. Can handle my obsession with true crime documentaries
5. Doesn't judge my ability to quote entire episodes of The Office
6. Is willing to be my plus-one for awkward family gatherings
7. Can appreciate the art of a perfectly timed eye roll
8. Doesn't mind my tendency to anthropomorphize inanimate objects
9. Is up for impromptu living room fort building
10. Can handle my need to pet every dog I see
11. Doesn't judge my extensive collection of novelty socks
12. Is willing to be my taste-tester for new ice cream flavors
13. Can appreciate my ability to always find the worst parking spot
14. Doesn't mind my habit of talking during movies (I'll try to whisper)
15. Is up for random acts of kindness
16. Can handle my obsession with collecting vintage postcards
17. Doesn't judge my extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture
18. Is willing to be my partner in silly walk competitions
19. Can appreciate my ability to always choose the wrong line at the DMV
20. Doesn't mind my tendency to sing in the shower (off-key)
21. Is up for stargazing on clear nights
22. Can handle my obsession with cryptic crossword puzzles
23. Doesn't judge my extensive collection of novelty mugs
24. Is willing to be my backup dancer for TikTok videos
25. Can appreciate my ability to always find the one item not on sale
26. Doesn't mind my habit of giving inanimate objects names
27. Is up for impromptu picnics in the park
28. Can handle my need to rearrange furniture regularly
29. Doesn't judge my extensive knowledge of obscure historical facts
30. Is willing to be my audience for magic trick practice
31. Can appreciate my ability to always pick the slowest line at the bank
32. Doesn't mind my tendency to collect random facts
33. Is up for themed movie marathons
34. Can handle my obsession with finding the perfect gif for every situation
35. Doesn't judge my extensive collection of vintage band t-shirts
36. Is willing to be my sous chef for experimental cooking nights
37. Can appreciate my ability to always find the one squeaky floorboard
38. Doesn't mind my habit of leaving half-finished craft projects around the house

Don't Settle for Basic Prompts

Alright, champ. You've got 118 ways to answer this prompt now. If you can't find something that works for you in there, maybe it's time to consider a career in professional hermiting.

Remember, your Hinge profile is just the beginning. If you want to really up your game, consider getting a profile review from the pros. They might tell you your selfie game is weak, but hey, at least you'll know.

And if you're still not sure how you're doing in the wild world of online dating, head back to Swipestats and check out your data. Knowledge is power, even if it's the power to know you need to step up your game.