How to Answer the 'I'm weirdly attracted to' Hinge Prompt

Hey, I'm Paw, and I'm giving you 117 ways to answer the "I'm weirdly attracted to" Hinge prompt. If that's not enough to get you matches, you might need to reconsider your life choices.

Before we dive in, check out Swipestats to see where you stand in the cutthroat world of online dating. Now, let's turn those weird attractions into date magnets, shall we?

How to Answer "I'm Weirdly Attracted To"

1. People who can quote entire movies
2. The smell of old books
3. Terrible dad jokes
4. Passionate rants about random topics
5. The sound of typing on a mechanical keyboard
6. People who eat pineapple on pizza
7. The way some people furrow their brow when concentrating
8. The satisfaction of peeling off a face mask
9. People who can fold fitted sheets perfectly
10. The smell of freshly cut grass
11. Those who know an absurd amount of trivia
12. The sound of rain on a tin roof
13. People who get excited about spreadsheets
14. The crunch of walking on fresh snow
15. Those who can name every Pokemon
16. The smell of a new car
17. People who use big words correctly
18. The sound of a cork popping out of a wine bottle
19. Those who can solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded
20. The feeling of warm laundry fresh from the dryer
21. People who can juggle while riding a unicycle
22. The smell of a new book
23. Those who can recite pi to 100 digits
24. The sound of a perfectly tuned guitar
25. People who can speak in multiple accents
26. The satisfaction of parallel parking perfectly on the first try
27. Those who can name every country's capital
28. The smell of a campfire
29. People who can do mental math faster than a calculator
30. The sound of a cat purring
31. Those who can name every element on the periodic table
32. The feeling of putting on brand new socks
33. People who can identify any bird by its call
34. The smell of freshly baked bread
35. Those who can recite Shakespeare from memory
36. The sound of waves crashing on the shore
37. People who can do a perfect cartwheel
38. The satisfaction of peeling off a price sticker in one piece
39. Those who can name every bone in the human body
40. The smell of coffee brewing in the morning

Ridiculously Specific Ways to Answer "I'm Weirdly Attracted To"

1. People who alphabetize their spice rack
2. The sound of a perfectly sharpened pencil writing on paper
3. Those who can identify cheese types by smell alone
4. The satisfaction of peeling a whole orange in one piece
5. People who can recite the entire 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' rap
6. The smell of a new pack of tennis balls
7. Those who can fold origami cranes with their eyes closed
8. The sound of a well-oiled bike chain
9. People who can identify fonts by name
10. The feeling of finding money in an old coat pocket
11. Those who can name every character in 'Game of Thrones'
12. The smell of a freshly opened can of Play-Doh
13. People who can solve a newspaper crossword in pen
14. The sound of a perfect strike in bowling
15. Those who can name every US president in order
16. The satisfaction of popping bubble wrap
17. People who can whistle the entire 'Star Wars' theme
18. The smell of a just-blown-out birthday candle
19. Those who can recite 'The Raven' by Edgar Allan Poe
20. The sound of a vinyl record being placed on a turntable
21. People who can name every Pokémon type weakness
22. The feeling of cracking your knuckles perfectly
23. Those who can identify any car by its headlights
24. The smell of a freshly opened pack of trading cards
25. People who can recite the entire periodic table song
26. The sound of a perfect high-five
27. Those who can name every winner of 'RuPaul's Drag Race'
28. The satisfaction of untangling a really knotted necklace
29. People who can identify any plant by its leaves
30. The smell of a new pair of sneakers
31. Those who can recite the entire 'Bohemian Rhapsody'
32. The sound of a perfect swish in basketball
33. People who can name every Pixar movie in order
34. The feeling of taking off ski boots after a long day
35. Those who can identify any flag by country
36. The smell of a freshly sharpened pencil
37. People who can recite the entire 'To be or not to be' soliloquy
38. The sound of a perfectly tuned piano
39. Those who can name every character in 'The Simpsons'
40. The satisfaction of finding the perfect avocado at the store

Even More Ways to Answer "I'm Weirdly Attracted To"

1. People who can remember everyone's coffee order
2. The sound of a cat's paws on a wooden floor
3. Those who can identify any song within the first few notes
4. The smell of a newly opened pack of markers
5. People who can recite entire episodes of 'Friends'
6. The feeling of putting on a perfectly worn-in pair of jeans
7. Those who can name every winner of the World Cup
8. The sound of a perfectly crisp high-five
9. People who can identify any constellation in the night sky
10. The smell of a freshly cleaned kitchen
11. Those who can recite the entire 'Jabberwocky' poem
12. The satisfaction of peeling the protective film off new electronics
13. People who can name every Hogwarts professor
14. The sound of a page turning in a quiet library
15. Those who can identify any wine by taste
16. The feeling of finding the cool side of the pillow
17. People who can recite the entire 'I Have a Dream' speech
18. The smell of a brand new pack of cards
19. Those who can name every character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
20. The sound of a perfect golf drive
21. People who can identify any dog breed on sight
22. The satisfaction of opening a perfectly ripe mango
23. Those who can recite the entire preamble to the Constitution
24. The smell of a freshly mowed lawn
25. People who can name every capital city in Europe
26. The sound of a champagne cork popping
27. Those who can identify any painting by artist
28. The feeling of taking off high heels after a long night
29. People who can recite the entire opening monologue of 'The Twilight Zone'
30. The smell of a new car
31. Those who can name every winner of 'American Idol'
32. The sound of a skateboard on smooth pavement
33. People who can identify any tree by its leaves
34. The satisfaction of cracking open a geode
35. Those who can recite the entire 'We Didn't Start the Fire' lyrics
36. The smell of a campfire on a cool night
37. People who can name every character in 'The Office'

Let's Get You Some Actual Dates, Shall We?

Alright, champ. You've now got more weird attractions than a circus sideshow. But having a killer Hinge prompt is just the beginning. If you want to turn those matches into actual dates, you need to step up your game.

First, get a reality check on your dating app performance with Swipestats. It's like a report card for your love life, minus the awkward parent-teacher conferences.

Second, if you're still striking out despite these gems, it might be time for a profile review. Because sometimes, it's not you, it's your profile pic of you holding a fish. (Spoiler: It's always the fish pic.)

Now go forth and let your freak flag fly. May your matches be plentiful and your conversations weirder than a David Lynch film.