How to Answer the 'Let's chat about' Hinge Prompt

Hey, I'm Paw, and I've concocted 119 ways to answer the "Let's chat about" Hinge prompt that might actually get you a match. If that's not enough, well, you're probably beyond help.

Before we dive in, want to see how you stack up in the dating app jungle? Check out Swipestats and visualize your data. It might be a reality check, but hey, sometimes we need those.

Now, let's get you some conversation starters that don't make you sound like a bot, shall we?

How to Answer "Let's chat about"

1. The last book that made you lose track of time
2. Your most embarrassing childhood nickname
3. The weirdest food combination you secretly love
4. Your go-to karaoke song (and why it's not "Don't Stop Believin'")
5. The conspiracy theory you're most likely to believe
6. Your most useless talent that you're oddly proud of
7. The worst date you've ever been on (bonus points if it wasn't mine)
8. Your favorite way to waste time when you should be adulting
9. The most ridiculous thing you've ever bought online at 2 AM
10. Your unpopular opinion about a beloved movie or TV show
11. The strangest place you've ever fallen asleep
12. Your ideal superpower (and how you'd inevitably misuse it)
13. The weirdest thing you've ever eaten on a dare
14. Your favorite meme of all time (and why it speaks to your soul)
15. The most awkward situation you've ever talked your way out of
16. Your secret plan for surviving a zombie apocalypse
17. The most useless fact you know that you're dying to share
18. Your wildest travel story that no one believes
19. The cringiest pickup line you've ever used (or heard)
20. Your go-to dance move that never fails to embarrass your friends
21. The strangest job you've ever had (or wanted to have)
22. Your favorite bad joke that always makes you laugh
23. The most ridiculous argument you've ever had
24. Your guilty pleasure reality TV show (we all have one)
25. The weirdest dream you've ever had that still haunts you
26. Your biggest irrational fear (mine's butterflies, don't judge)
27. The most embarrassing thing your parents still bring up
28. Your favorite childhood cartoon character (and why they'd be your spirit animal)
29. The strangest skill you've acquired during lockdown
30. Your most controversial pizza topping opinion
31. The worst fashion trend you've ever embraced
32. Your favorite "so bad it's good" movie
33. The most absurd excuse you've ever used to get out of plans
34. Your ideal theme song for entering a room
35. The weirdest thing you've ever found in your food
36. Your secret talent that's completely useless in real life
37. The most ridiculous thing you believed as a kid
38. Your favorite way to subtly mess with people
39. The strangest compliment you've ever received
40. Your go-to fake name for coffee orders (and the story behind it)

Sarcastic Ways to Answer "Let's chat about"

1. The intricate art of watching paint dry
2. Why pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity
3. The existential crisis of a sock that loses its pair
4. The conspiracy theory that birds are government drones
5. Why "reply all" should be considered a weapon of mass destruction
6. The psychological impact of stepping on a Lego brick
7. The unsung heroes of infomercials who can't do basic tasks
8. Why autocorrect is secretly plotting world domination
9. The profound life lessons learned from assembling IKEA furniture
10. The evolutionary purpose of the appendix (wrong answers only)
11. Why aliens haven't contacted us (spoiler: it's because of our reality TV)
12. The secret society of people who enjoy black licorice
13. The mathematical probability of actually finding Waldo
14. Why cats are secretly plotting to overthrow humanity
15. The hidden messages in elevator music
16. The real reason dinosaurs went extinct (hint: it wasn't a meteor)
17. Why folding fitted sheets is proof that some things are impossible
18. The conspiracy theory that Australia doesn't actually exist
19. The psychological warfare of leaving one Pringle in the can
20. Why shoelaces are actually a form of dark magic
21. The secret ingredient in grandma's cookies (it's not love, it's MSG)
22. The evolutionary advantage of male nipples
23. Why Comic Sans is the superior font for all occasions
24. The hidden messages in traffic light patterns
25. The real reason we haven't colonized Mars yet (hint: no WiFi)
26. Why "thumb war" should be an Olympic sport
27. The secret language of plants (and why they're talking smack about us)
28. The conspiracy theory that giraffes are elaborate government surveillance devices
29. Why the snooze button is both the best and worst invention ever
30. The hidden messages in the static between radio stations
31. Why being an adult is just googling how to do basic tasks
32. The real reason we can't remember our past lives (too much tequila)
33. Why aliens abduct cows instead of humans (we're not worth the paperwork)
34. The secret society of people who actually enjoy doing taxes
35. Why parallel parking is actually a form of black magic
36. The hidden messages in the terms and conditions no one reads
37. Why the Earth is actually shaped like a dinosaur chicken nugget
38. The real reason we haven't found Bigfoot (he's just really good at hide and seek)
39. Why "adulting" should be a recognized medical condition
40. The secret ingredient in hospital food that makes it universally terrible

Even More Ways to Answer "Let's chat about"

1. Your favorite historical figure you'd want to have a drink with
2. The most underrated superpower in the Marvel universe
3. Your go-to strategy for winning board games (cheating included)
4. The weirdest local legend from your hometown
5. Your favorite obscure holiday that deserves more recognition
6. The most useless invention you've ever seen
7. Your ideal fictional universe to live in (and why)
8. The strangest thing you've ever witnessed on public transportation
9. Your favorite dad joke that never fails to make you chuckle
10. The most ridiculous law you've ever heard of
11. Your go-to comfort food and the story behind it
12. The worst fashion trend you secretly hope comes back
13. Your favorite quote from a movie that no one else seems to remember
14. The strangest hobby you've ever considered taking up
15. Your ideal three-course meal if calories didn't exist
16. The most absurd conspiracy theory you've ever heard
17. Your favorite way to subtly rebel against societal norms
18. The weirdest thing you've ever seen someone do in public
19. Your go-to "fun fact" about yourself that always surprises people
20. The most ridiculous item on your bucket list
21. Your favorite urban legend and why it fascinates you
22. The strangest tradition your family has
23. Your ideal supervillain name and backstory
24. The most useless skill you've mastered
25. Your favorite obscure word and its meaning
26. The strangest thing you've ever found in a thrift store
27. Your go-to fake story for icebreakers
28. The weirdest animal fact you know
29. Your favorite mythical creature and why you'd want it as a pet
30. The most absurd workout trend you've ever heard of
31. Your ideal theme park based on something totally inappropriate
32. The strangest thing you've ever eaten on a dare
33. Your favorite outdated slang term you still use unironically
34. The weirdest wrong number text you've ever received
35. Your go-to excuse for being late (that's totally not traffic)
36. The most ridiculous thing you've ever seen someone bring on a plane
37. Your favorite bad movie that you'll defend to the death
38. The strangest nickname you've ever had and its origin story
39. Your ideal reality show concept that's so bad it might work

Time to Level Up Your Dating Game

Alright, champ. You've got 119 ways to answer "Let's chat about" that don't completely suck. If you can't find something in there to spark a conversation, well, maybe it's time to consider a life of solitude.

But before you go full hermit, why not give your profile a fighting chance? Head over to Swipestats and see how you stack up in the digital dating arena. And if you're feeling brave (or desperate), consider getting a profile review. Sometimes, a little tough love is all you need to turn your dating life around.

Now go forth and chat about something interesting. And for the love of all that is holy, please don't use number 1 from the sarcastic list. Nobody wants to chat about watching paint dry. Trust me on this one.