How to Answer the 'Most spontaneous thing I've done' Hinge Prompt

Hi, I'm Paw, and I'll be sharing 134 ways to answer the "Most spontaneous thing I've done" Hinge prompt. If that doesn't get you a date, you might want to consider becoming a monk.

Before we dive in, check out Swipestats to see where you stand in the ruthless arena of online dating. Now, let's turn you into a spontaneity guru and get you some matches, shall we?

How to Answer "Most Spontaneous Thing I've Done"

1. Booked a one-way ticket to Bali
2. Jumped out of a plane (with a parachute, obviously)
3. Adopted a three-legged dog on the spot
4. Quit my job to start a llama farm
5. Joined a traveling circus for a summer
6. Got a tattoo in a language I don't speak
7. Moved to a new city based on a coin flip
8. Entered (and won) a hot dog eating contest
9. Hitchhiked across the country
10. Became a street performer for a day
11. Crashed a wedding in Vegas
12. Learned to unicycle in a week
13. Went skinny dipping in the Arctic
14. Volunteered at an elephant sanctuary in Thailand
15. Entered a drag queen competition (and slayed)
16. Started a flash mob in Times Square
17. Ran a marathon with zero training
18. Went on a blind date... to Disneyland
19. Bought a sailboat and lived on it for a year
20. Joined a tribe in the Amazon for a month
21. Became a monk for a week
22. Learned to tightrope walk between skyscrapers
23. Entered a chili pepper eating contest
24. Wrote and published a book in 30 days
25. Climbed Kilimanjaro on a dare
26. Learned to play the bagpipes in Scotland
27. Participated in the Running of the Bulls
28. Started a band and played Coachella
29. Swam with great white sharks
30. Became a professional dog walker in New York
31. Lived in a treehouse for a summer
32. Rode a motorcycle across South America
33. Learned to fly a helicopter
34. Entered an ice sculpting competition
35. Became a gondolier in Venice for a week
36. Participated in a wife-carrying competition
37. Learned to fire breathe in a day
38. Joined the Iditarod dog sled race
39. Became a human statue for charity
40. Walked across an entire country

Sarcastic Ways to Answer "Most Spontaneous Thing I've Done"

1. Ate breakfast for dinner
2. Wore mismatched socks... on purpose
3. Didn't check my phone for a whole hour
4. Ordered something not on sale
5. Used shampoo as body wash
6. Went to bed without setting an alarm
7. Took the stairs instead of the elevator
8. Ate the pizza crust first
9. Liked a post from 2013 on Instagram
10. Put milk in before the cereal
11. Wore white after Labor Day
12. Used Comic Sans in a professional email
13. Watched Netflix without asking "Are you still watching?"
14. Replied to a text immediately
15. Left the house without checking if I had my keys
16. Bought full-price avocados
17. Used a public restroom
18. Didn't prep my meals for the week
19. Went to the gym... on a Monday
20. Ate sushi from a gas station
21. Trusted a fart after eating Taco Bell
22. Clicked "I am over 18" when I was actually over 18
23. Didn't ask for extra guac
24. Went to IKEA without buying anything
25. Used Internet Explorer... by choice
26. Ate pineapple on pizza in Italy
27. Didn't post about my workout on social media
28. Went to a party before 11 PM
29. Listened to Christmas music in July
30. Went to the dentist voluntarily
31. Didn't Instagram my food before eating it
32. Used my turn signal in a BMW
33. Watched a movie without looking up the ending
34. Wore Crocs in public
35. Didn't complain about the weather for a whole day
36. Ate a donut on a "diet" day
37. Replied "fine" when someone asked how I was... and meant it
38. Used all my vacation days
39. Didn't say "sorry" for an entire conversation
40. Actually read the terms and conditions

Even More Ways to Answer "Most Spontaneous Thing I've Done"

1. Participated in a flash marriage ceremony
2. Became a human canvas for a body painting festival
3. Signed up for a wilderness survival course
4. Joined a professional pillow fighting league
5. Entered a yodeling competition in Switzerland
6. Became a gondolier in Venice for a day
7. Participated in a cheese-rolling competition
8. Learned to walk on fire in an afternoon
9. Joined a traveling theater troupe
10. Entered a pogo stick marathon
11. Became a professional mermaid for a theme park
12. Joined a competitive eating team
13. Learned to read tarot cards in a weekend
14. Entered an extreme ironing competition
15. Became a professional cuddler for a month
16. Joined a medieval reenactment society
17. Learned to juggle chainsaws in a week
18. Entered a wife-carrying competition
19. Became a human statue for a day
20. Joined a laughing yoga class
21. Entered a beard growing competition
22. Learned to play the didgeridoo in Australia
23. Participated in a silent disco flash mob
24. Became a professional Santa Claus for Christmas
25. Joined a competitive duck herding team
26. Learned to walk on stilts for a parade
27. Entered a cardboard boat race
28. Became a professional mourner for a day
29. Joined a competitive axe-throwing league
30. Learned to swallow swords in a weekend
31. Entered a extreme pogo stick competition
32. Became a human bookshelf for an art installation
33. Joined a competitive air guitar band
34. Learned to eat fire in an afternoon
35. Entered a competitive tea tasting competition
36. Became a professional line waiter
37. Joined a competitive stone skipping team
38. Learned to throw knives in a day
39. Entered a competitive speed-texting competition
40. Became a professional apple catcher for an orchard
41. Joined a competitive duck calling contest
42. Learned to walk a slackline over a canyon
43. Entered a competitive pet rock show
44. Became a professional waterslide tester for a day
45. Joined a competitive cow chip throwing contest
46. Learned to ride a penny-farthing bicycle
47. Entered a competitive bog snorkeling race
48. Became a professional mattress tester for a week
49. Joined a competitive turnip carving contest
50. Learned to play the nose flute in an hour
51. Entered a competitive face-pulling competition
52. Became a professional mosquito catcher for a night
53. Joined a competitive worm charming contest
54. Learned to be a human fountain for a water park

The Spontaneous Conclusion

Alright, you spontaneous maverick, you've now got more ways to answer this prompt than there are fish in the sea (or at least on Hinge). If you're still struggling to get matches after this, it might be time for a profile review.

Remember, spontaneity is great, but don't forget to check your dating stats on Swipestats. Because nothing says "I'm a catch" like cold, hard data. Now go forth and be spontaneous... or don't. I'm not your boss.