How to Answer the 'My best celebrity impression' Hinge Prompt

Hey, I'm Paw and I'm about to drop 128 ways to answer the "My best celebrity impression" Hinge prompt that'll make you stand out like a sober person at a Mötley Crüe concert.

If these don't get you matches, you might as well delete your account and take up competitive stamp collecting.

Before we dive in, check out Swipestats to see how you stack up in the ruthless world of online dating. Now, let's turn you into the next big thing since sliced bread, shall we?

How to Answer "My Best Celebrity Impression"

1. Morgan Freeman narrating my own life
2. Gordon Ramsay critiquing my cooking skills
3. David Attenborough observing humans at a bar
4. Liam Neeson threatening to find you... for a date
5. Snoop Dogg commentating on a chess match
6. Barack Obama giving a speech about pizza toppings
7. Britney Spears circa 2007... watch out, umbrellas
8. Jack Nicholson's "You can't handle the truth!" but about pineapple on pizza
9. Christopher Walken reading bedtime stories
10. Samuel L. Jackson reciting nursery rhymes
11. Arnold Schwarzenegger as a kindergarten teacher
12. Keanu Reeves explaining quantum physics
13. Owen Wilson saying "Wow" at everything
14. Nicolas Cage losing his mind over bees
15. Jeff Goldblum explaining chaos theory on a first date
16. Yoda giving dating advice
17. Gollum arguing with himself over texting first
18. Batman ordering at a drive-thru
19. Darth Vader heavy breathing while jogging
20. Captain Jack Sparrow navigating public transport
21. Hermione Granger explaining Tinder algorithms
22. Tony Stark introducing himself at an AA meeting
23. The Rock cooking... literally just cooking
24. Adele saying "Hello" to everyone at a party
25. Borat discovering online dating for the first time
26. Shrek explaining the layers of his personality
27. Dobby the house-elf receiving a new dating profile pic
28. Professor Snape teaching a sex education class
29. Mary Poppins tidying up after a wild house party
30. Elmo explaining the birds and the bees
31. Kermit the Frog on why it's not easy being green... or single
32. Miss Piggy giving self-confidence lessons
33. Jabba the Hutt trying to use a dating app
34. Voldemort attempting to smile for a profile picture
35. Dracula trying to get a date for breakfast
36. Godzilla filling out a dating profile
37. Groot's elaborate Tinder bio: "I am Groot"
38. Chewbacca's mating call (use at your own risk)
39. Buzz Lightyear discovering there's no matches to infinity and beyond
40. Optimus Prime transforming into the perfect date

Ridiculously Over-the-Top Celebrity Impressions

1. William Shatner... pausing... dramatically... while... ordering... coffee
2. Gilbert Gottfried reading out the entirety of "War and Peace"
3. Joe Exotic pitching a dating app for big cat lovers
4. Marlon Brando making an offer you can't refuse... for a second date
5. Danny DeVito as the voice of your conscience
6. John Malkovich being John Malkovich being you
7. Mike Tyson explaining the intricacies of quantum entanglement
8. Christopher Lee performing a death metal cover of "Baby Shark"
9. Werner Herzog narrating your trip to the grocery store
10. Tommy Wiseau directing your life as a terrible movie
11. Patrick Stewart as a surfer dude catching gnarly waves
12. Sean Connery attempting to use modern slang
13. Sylvester Stallone giving a TED talk on astrophysics
14. Pee-wee Herman as a hardboiled film noir detective
15. Bob Ross painting "happy little accidents" on a Tinder date
16. Mr. T pitying the fool who doesn't swipe right
17. Steve Irwin wrangling a particularly feisty Tinder conversation
18. David Bowie as Jareth explaining the Labyrinth of love
19. Jeff Bezos trying to deliver your heart via Amazon Prime
20. Freddie Mercury singing your grocery list
21. Stephen Hawking explaining why you're still single using quantum mechanics
22. Hulk Hogan cutting a promo on your dating life, brother
23. Cookie Monster philosophizing about the meaning of cookies... and life
24. Hannibal Lecter giving cooking tips (fava beans optional)
25. Austin Powers trying to be groovy on a Zoom date
26. Forrest Gump comparing dating to a box of chocolates
27. The Terminator promising "I'll be back" after a bad first date
28. Morpheus offering you the red or blue pill of dating truths
29. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective investigating where all your matches went
30. Ron Burgundy reading out your most embarrassing Google searches
31. Gandalf proclaiming "You shall not pass!" to all red flags
32. Napoleon Dynamite dancing his way into your heart
33. Dwight Schrute listing the top 10 beets to bring on a first date
34. Borat interviewing your ex for "cultural learnings of dating"
35. Dustin Hoffman as Rain Man counting cards on a speed dating night
36. Heath Ledger's Joker explaining his dating scars
37. Robert De Niro asking himself in the mirror, "You swipin' to me?"
38. Woody Allen neurotically overthinking every aspect of your Tinder bio
39. Don Vito Corleone making your matches an offer they can't refuse
40. Bane explaining his master plan to get more Tinder matches

Even More Ways to Answer 'My Best Celebrity Impression'

1. Sir David Attenborough narrating your awkward first date
2. Daenerys Targaryen introducing herself with all her titles on Hinge
3. Jar Jar Binks attempting to use pickup lines
4. Robbie Rotten teaching you to be a dating villain... number one!
5. Benedict Cumberbatch trying to pronounce your name
6. Shrek explaining the layers of your personality like an onion
7. Moira Rose giving wine recommendations for your date
8. Thor misunderstanding Earth customs on a first date
9. The Count from Sesame Street tallying your matches... ah ah ah!
10. Neil deGrasse Tyson explaining why stars aren't as hot as you
11. Severus Snape reluctantly teaching a class on love potions
12. Olaf from Frozen discovering what happens to snowmen in summer... and on Tinder
13. Donkey from Shrek trying to convince you that waffles are the perfect first date food
14. Sméagol/Gollum arguing with himself over whether to send that risky text
15. Joey Tribbiani using his signature "How you doin'?" on every match
16. Villanelle from Killing Eve planning the perfect murder... of conversation starters
17. Eleven from Stranger Things using her powers to find the perfect match
18. Captain America understanding that reference... finally
19. Jessica Rabbit explaining why you're "not bad, just drawn that way"
20. Sherlock Holmes deducing your entire life story from your profile picture
21. Deadpool breaking the fourth wall to address your dating app audience directly
22. Violet from The Incredibles disappearing when the date gets awkward
23. Jack Skellington discovering dating apps for the first time
24. Ursula the Sea Witch offering to help with your love life... for a price
25. Willy Wonka giving a tour of the chocolate factory that is your heart
26. Mary Poppins pulling the perfect date idea out of her bottomless carpet bag
27. Inigo Montoya introducing himself... and his quest for the six-fingered man
28. Doctor Strange seeing 14,000,605 possible outcomes of your date
29. Effie Trinket announcing "May the odds be ever in your favor" before every swipe
30. Dumbledore calmly asking if you put your name in the Goblet of Tinder
31. Gru from Despicable Me explaining his plan to steal the moon... for you
32. Buddy the Elf spreading Christmas cheer by singing loud for all to hear... on your voicemail
33. Edward Scissorhands carefully crafting the perfect ice sculpture... of your profile pic
34. Wicked Witch of the West cackling "I'll get you, my pretty!" after matching
35. Charlie Brown sighing "Good grief" after another ghosting
36. Winnie the Pooh getting stuck in your DMs while reaching for honey
37. Marvin the Paranoid Android calculating the probability of a successful date
38. Cruella de Vil plotting to make a coat out of... red flags
39. Peter Pan refusing to grow up... or commit to a serious relationship
40. Alice in Wonderland falling down the rabbit hole of your Instagram feed
41. Frankenstein's Monster awkwardly piecing together a conversation
42. Elsa from Frozen letting it go... after being left on read
43. Pikachu expressing every emotion with just "Pika pika!"
44. Darth Vader force-choking bad pickup lines out of existence
45. Spock finding your illogical human mating rituals fascinating
46. Barney Stinson declaring every date idea to be legen... wait for it... dary!
47. Loki shape-shifting into your ideal match (trust issues incoming)
48. Han Solo shooting first... with a super-like

You're Ready to Impress... Or Something Like That

Alright, hotshot. You've now got more celebrity impressions than a Vegas impersonator with a multiple personality disorder. If these don't get you matches, you might want to consider a career in ventriloquism instead.

Remember, the key to a great Hinge profile is being authentically you... even if "you" happens to be a spot-on impression of Christopher Walken reading erotic fiction.

Still not getting the matches you want? Maybe it's time for a profile review. Or, you know, therapy. Both work wonders.

Now go and swipe. May the force be with you, the odds be ever in your favor, and may you always follow your heart... but never forget to bring a towel.