How to Answer the 'My best dad joke' Hinge Prompt: From Groan-Worthy to Match-Worthy

Hey, I'm Paw, and I've got 135 dad jokes that'll make your matches groan, laugh, or maybe even unmatch you. But hey, at least you'll go down swinging.

Before we dive into this cesspool of puns and wordplay, why not check out Swipestats to see how you're really doing in the dating market? Knowledge is power, even if it's knowing how many people swiped left on your current selection of dad jokes.

How to Answer "My Best Dad Joke"

1. I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
4. I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
5. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
8. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
9. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
10. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
11. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
12. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Light attracts bugs.
13. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
14. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
15. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
16. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
19. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
20. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
21. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
22. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
23. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
24. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
26. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
27. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
28. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
29. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
30. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
31. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Light attracts bugs.
32. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
34. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
35. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
36. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
37. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
38. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
39. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
40. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Painfully Corny Ways to Answer "My Best Dad Joke"

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
2. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
3. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
4. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
5. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
6. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.
7. Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out.
8. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
9. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish.
10. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock.
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
12. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
13. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
15. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? He was outstanding in his field.
16. What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake.
17. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
18. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
19. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
20. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
21. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
22. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
23. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
24. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
25. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
26. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
27. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
28. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
29. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
30. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
31. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
32. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
33. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
34. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
35. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
36. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
37. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Light attracts bugs.
38. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
39. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
40. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Even More Dad Jokes to Make Your Matches Groan

1. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
6. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? He was outstanding in his field.
7. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
8. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
9. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
10. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Light attracts bugs.
11. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
12. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
13. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
14. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
16. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
17. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
19. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
20. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
21. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
22. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
24. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
25. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
26. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
27. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
28. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
29. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Light attracts bugs.
30. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
31. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
32. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
33. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
34. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
35. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
36. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
37. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
38. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
39. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
40. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
41. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
42. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
43. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
44. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
45. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
46. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
47. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
48. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Light attracts bugs.
49. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
50. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
51. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
52. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
53. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
54. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
55. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

The Punchline: Where Do We Go From Here?

Alright, you've now got more dad jokes than you can shake a stick at (which, coincidentally, is what you call a boomerang that doesn't come back). But let's face it, even the best dad joke can only take you so far in the wild world of online dating.

If you're ready to step up your game beyond groan-worthy puns, why not get a profile review? We'll help you craft a profile that's as smooth as your best pick-up line (and hopefully a lot more effective).

And don't forget to check out Swipestats' dating visualizer. Because knowing is half the battle, and the other half is definitely not dad jokes. Unless you're dating other dads. In which case, carry on, you magnificent punster.

Now go and make your matches simultaneously laugh and question their life choices. That's what dating is all about, right?