How to Answer the 'My BFF's reasons for why you should date me' Hinge Prompt

Hey there, I'm Paw, and I've got 130 ways to answer the "My BFF's reasons for why you should date me" Hinge prompt that'll make your matches wonder why they haven't swiped right on you sooner.

If these don't work, you might want to consider a career as a hermit. But before you go off-grid, check out Swipestats to see where you stand in the ruthless world of online dating.

Now, let's turn you into the catch your BFF already knows you are.

The Ultimate List of BFF Endorsements

1. Can cook a mean grilled cheese
2. Never forgets to water the plants
3. Gives top-tier movie recommendations
4. Has a secret talent for terrible puns
5. Always down for a spontaneous road trip
6. Killer playlist curator for any mood
7. Makes a killer cup of coffee
8. Can assemble IKEA furniture without swearing
9. Knows all the best hole-in-the-wall restaurants
10. Has an impressive collection of dad jokes
11. Always remembers your coffee order
12. Can parallel park like a pro
13. Gives the best bear hugs
14. Never leaves a text on read
15. Always carries emergency snacks
16. Can quote entire episodes of Friends
17. Has a contagious laugh
18. Knows how to fold a fitted sheet
19. Always down for a karaoke night
20. Can recite all the US presidents in order
21. Makes the best homemade pizza
22. Never forgets a birthday
23. Can solve a Rubik's cube in under 2 minutes
24. Always has a spare charger
25. Knows how to change a tire
26. Can do a spot-on Yoda impression
27. Always up for a game night
28. Knows all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody
29. Can touch their nose with their tongue
30. Always remembers to bring a jacket
31. Makes the perfect amount of popcorn
32. Can name all the Pokémon from Gen 1
33. Never loses at thumb wars
34. Always has gum or mints
35. Can moonwalk like Michael Jackson
36. Knows how to perfectly time an avocado
37. Always down for a 3 AM taco run
38. Can name every Harry Potter spell
39. Never shows up empty-handed to a party
40. Can open a beer bottle with anything

Hilariously Honest BFF Endorsements

1. Only cries during dog commercials
2. Has mastered the art of looking busy at work
3. Can eat an entire pizza without remorse
4. Fluent in sarcasm and eye rolls
5. Professional nap taker
6. Can turn any situation into a meme
7. Has a black belt in procrastination
8. Certified expert in useless trivia
9. Can quote entire episodes of The Office
10. Professional Netflix binge-watcher
11. Has a PhD in overthinking
12. Can eat spicy food without breaking a sweat
13. Always has the perfect GIF for every situation
14. Can fall asleep anywhere, anytime
15. Has perfected the art of avoiding small talk
16. Can recite Pi to 100 digits (but why?)
17. Professional blanket fort architect
18. Can turn anything into a drinking game
19. Has a sixth sense for finding free food
20. Can rap the fast part in Eminem's "Rap God"
21. Professional cat video curator
22. Can navigate IKEA without getting lost
23. Has a black belt in Dad jokes
24. Can eat an entire jar of pickles in one sitting
25. Professional shower singer
26. Can name all the characters in Game of Thrones
27. Has mastered the art of looking interested in meetings
28. Can fold a paper airplane that actually flies
29. Professional cereal mixer
30. Can predict plot twists in movies
31. Has a collection of random USB cables
32. Can name all the elements on the periodic table
33. Professional bubble wrap popper
34. Can recite the entire "Fresh Prince" theme song
35. Has mastered the art of passive-aggressive Post-it notes
36. Can open a beer with their teeth (not recommended)
37. Professional outfit repeater (but you'd never know)
38. Can name all of Taylor Swift's exes
39. Has a secret talent for speaking in movie quotes
40. Can survive on coffee and memes alone

Even More BFF Endorsements to Seal the Deal

1. Always has a spare hair tie
2. Can untangle any knot
3. Knows all the secret menu items at In-N-Out
4. Never loses at Mario Kart
5. Can identify any dog breed on sight
6. Always has the perfect meme for every situation
7. Can do a handstand for an impressive amount of time
8. Never forgets to return borrowed items
9. Can make a four-leaf clover with their tongue
10. Always knows which way is north
11. Can eat the spiciest wings without flinching
12. Never spoils TV shows or movies
13. Can read upside down
14. Always has a pen when you need one
15. Can name all 50 states in alphabetical order
16. Never pulls out their phone during a movie
17. Can do a perfect cartwheel
18. Always remembers to bring a bottle opener
19. Can identify any song within the first few seconds
20. Never leaves dirty dishes in the sink
21. Can juggle three or more objects
22. Always has a backup plan
23. Can speak in a convincing British accent
24. Never forgets to use a coaster
25. Can solve a newspaper crossword puzzle in record time
26. Always knows the perfect gift to give
27. Can do an impressive magic trick
28. Never runs out of toilet paper
29. Can recite the alphabet backwards
30. Always has a random fact ready
31. Can tie a cherry stem with their tongue
32. Never forgets to return their shopping cart
33. Can do a spot-on celebrity impression
34. Always has cash when needed
35. Can name all the bones in the human body
36. Never leaves the gas tank on empty
37. Can whistle with their fingers
38. Always remembers to floss
39. Can do the worm (the dance move, not the creature)
40. Never posts spoilers on social media
41. Can make animal balloon shapes
42. Always has a clean car
43. Can name all the US state capitals
44. Never forgets to turn off the oven
45. Can do a one-handed cartwheel
46. Always knows the perfect wine pairing
47. Can recite Shakespeare sonnets from memory
48. Never forgets to water the plants
49. Can do the Macarena blindfolded
50. Always has a backup battery for their phone

The Final Swipe

Alright, champ. If you can't find something in this list to make your profile pop, you might want to consider hiring a skywriter or carrier pigeon to get your message across.

Remember, the key to a great Hinge profile is being authentically you – just the best, funniest, most dateable version of you. And if you're still not sure how you're stacking up in the digital dating world, head over to Swipestats to get the lowdown on your dating app game.

And hey, if you're still struggling to make your profile shine brighter than a diamond in a goat's ass, consider getting a profile review. Sometimes, a fresh pair of eyes is all you need to turn your dating life from a tragic comedy into a romantic blockbuster.

Now go and use the power of your BFF's glowing endorsement. May the swipes be ever in your favor!