How to Answer the 'My most controversial opinion is' Hinge Prompt (Make Your Matches Do a Double Take)

Hi, I'm Paw, and I'm here to give you 136 ways to answer the "My most controversial opinion is" Hinge prompt. Some of these are guaranteed to make your matches either swoon or run for the hills. No in-between.

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Now, let's ruffle some feathers and get you some matches, shall we?

How to Answer "My Most Controversial Opinion Is"

1. Pineapple belongs on pizza, and I'll die on this hill.
2. The Star Wars prequels are better than the originals.
3. Cereal is soup.
4. Socks with sandals are actually comfortable.
5. Friends is overrated.
6. Nickelback isn't that bad.
7. Climate change is a hoax perpetrated by Big Sunscreen.
8. Toilet paper should be hung under, not over.
9. Coffee is just bean water and it's gross.
10. The earth is flat... just kidding, I'm not an idiot.
11. Marvel movies are all the same plot with different costumes.
12. Cats are better than dogs.
13. Homework should be banned.
14. Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are delicious.
15. The moon landing was faked... on a sound stage on Mars.
16. Pluto is still a planet in my heart.
17. Ketchup doesn't belong on hot dogs.
18. Crocs are the peak of fashion.
19. Milk goes in the bowl before cereal.
20. Bigfoot is real, and he's just shy.
21. Ghosts exist, but they're all introverts.
22. The Kardashians are actually lizard people.
23. Mint chocolate chip is the worst ice cream flavor.
24. Clowns are not scary, they're just misunderstood.
25. The Loch Ness Monster is real and she owes me $20.
26. Aliens built the pyramids... as a practical joke.
27. Time travel is possible, but only to attend awkward family dinners.
28. Parallel parking should be an Olympic sport.
29. Cilantro tastes like soap, and I love it.
30. The dress was definitely blue and black.
31. Zombies would make great personal trainers.
32. Pineapple pizza haters are the real monsters.
33. Socks are just foot prisons.
34. Pants are a conspiracy by Big Fashion.
35. Pluto is a planet AND a dog. Fight me.
36. Aliens haven't visited Earth because we're the galactic equivalent of Nebraska.
37. The human appendix is actually an antenna for receiving alien transmissions.
38. Breakfast for dinner is superior to breakfast for breakfast.
39. Pigeons are government drones.
40. The Bermuda Triangle is just the Earth's belly button.

Sarcastic Ways to Answer "My Most Controversial Opinion Is"

1. Oxygen is overrated. I prefer nitrogen.
2. Sleep is a waste of time. I'll do it when I'm dead.
3. Gravity is just a theory. I choose to float.
4. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cheese, which is basically the same thing.
5. Mondays are the best day of the week. (Please don't unmatch me.)
6. Shoes are a scam invented by people with ugly toes.
7. The mitochondria is not the powerhouse of the cell. It's the party house.
8. Water is just boneless ice.
9. Mirrors are just windows to parallel universes where everyone is backwards.
10. Aliens don't visit Earth because we're the "Florida" of the galaxy.
11. Time is a construct. I prefer to measure my life in pizza slices.
12. The only acceptable use for comic sans is ransom notes.
13. Pluto isn't a planet, it's a conspiracy by Big Solar System.
14. The Earth isn't flat or round. It's shaped like a dinosaur chicken nugget.
15. Vegetables are what food eats.
16. Oxygen is just spicy air.
17. The moon is made of cheese, and the government is hiding all the crackers.
18. Spelling is just a suggestion.
19. Pants are leg prisons.
20. Cats are liquid.
21. The floor is made of lava, and I've been standing on the couch for 20 years.
22. Sleeping is just time travel for lazy people.
23. The Tooth Fairy is running a black market calcium operation.
24. Adulthood is just childhood with extra steps.
25. Pluto is a planet, and so is my pet rock.
26. Giraffes are just government surveillance cameras on stilts.
27. The internet is a series of tubes, and I'm the plumber.
28. Dolphins are just fish with good PR.
29. The Illuminati is real, and they're terrible at keeping secrets.
30. Clouds are just sky cotton candy.
31. Dinosaurs aren't extinct, they're just really good at hide and seek.
32. The universe is a simulation, and I've found the cheat codes.
33. Teeth are just mouth bones.
34. Birds aren't real, they're just very convincing holograms.
35. The Earth is flat... just like my humor.
36. Unicorns exist, they're just really good at camouflage.
37. The Bermuda Triangle is where all the missing socks go.
38. Zombies are just people who haven't had their coffee yet.
39. Area 51 is just a very elaborate escape room.
40. The moon landing was real, but the moon is fake.

Even More Ways to Answer 'My Most Controversial Opinion Is'

1. Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets in disguise.
2. Tomatoes are fruits, but they don't belong in a fruit salad.
3. Cucumbers taste better pickled.
4. Daylight saving time should be abolished.
5. Tipping culture needs to be reformed.
6. The Oxford comma is essential.
7. Cold pizza is better than hot pizza.
8. Peanut butter and jelly should be on separate slices of bread.
9. Sparkling water tastes like TV static.
10. Comic book movies are ruining cinema.
11. Ketchup is a smoothie.
12. Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't.
13. Mint and chocolate should never be combined.
14. Honeydew is the worst part of any fruit salad.
15. Hotdogs are sandwiches.
16. Cereal is better with water than milk.
17. The customer is not always right.
18. Cargo shorts are fashionable and practical.
19. Cilantro ruins everything it touches.
20. Pineapple belongs on pizza, but anchovies don't.
21. Soup is just hot salad.
22. Burritos are superior to tacos.
23. Artificial Christmas trees are better than real ones.
24. Winter is the best season.
25. Black licorice is delicious.
26. Subtitles improve every movie.
27. All pancakes are just flat muffins.
28. Crunchy peanut butter is superior to smooth.
29. Mayonnaise is disgusting and should be banned.
30. The book is not always better than the movie.
31. Loud chewing should be a criminal offense.
32. Flip flops are acceptable formal wear.
33. Kiwis should be eaten with the skin on.
34. Reality TV is the pinnacle of entertainment.
35. Cooking is just edible chemistry.
36. Chunky milk is better than smooth milk.
37. Sushi is just a fancy way of eating raw fish.
38. Clapping after a plane lands is necessary and cool.
39. Mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes like toothpaste.
40. The best part of Oreos is the cookie, not the cream.
41. Prank channels on YouTube are peak comedy.
42. Decaf coffee is pointless.
43. Squirrels are just tree rats.
44. Tomato soup is just hot ketchup.
45. Fanny packs should make a comeback.
46. Matching socks are overrated.
47. Bubble wrap is a better stress reliever than therapy.
48. Parades are just organized traffic jams.
49. Pockets on women's clothing are a myth.
50. Hairless cats are actually cute.
51. Smooth peanut butter is just peanut lotion.
52. Lasagna is just fancy spaghetti cake.
53. The moon is just the sun's night light.
54. Socks are just foot gloves.
55. Escalators are just lazy stairs.
56. Monopoly is the best way to ruin friendships.

The Controversial Conclusion

There you have it, folks. 136 ways to either charm your matches or send them running for the hills faster than you can say "pineapple on pizza." Remember, controversy can be a great conversation starter, but maybe save the really spicy takes for the second date.

If you're still not getting the matches you want, it might be time for a profile review. Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, check out your stats on Swipestats and see how you stack up against the competition. Who knows, maybe your most controversial opinion will be how awesome your dating game is.

Now go and ruffle some feathers, you opinionated disaster.